A flea and a fly flew up in a flue,
said the flea to the fly 'Oh what shall we do?'
Let us flee said the fly
let us fly said the flea,
so they fluttered and flew up a flaw in the flue.
...and then went to hang out at Kristen's house...
Hey All Ya'll (the plural for Ya'll!) -
Here is some disturbing and interesting stuff I found out about fleas after doing a google search, as i continue to fight the Bruya War on Fleas in my new house. My landlord hired yet another exterminator today (who is going to do a number of repeated treatments over the course of the next few months), and so I'm practicing and hanging at the hall today, as I allow another batch of chemicals to infiltrate the war zone. This blows. For the remainder of my days here in Nashville, before heading out to Boulder, I will be a vacuuming FOOL - YAAAAAAAAAA! I just love vacuuming - makes me feel like a real woman - doing the work that real women are meant to do. Anyhow, my landlord is paying for all the treatments, and is also cutting my rent in half for july and aug ----as he should ---- I wish he could come over and vacuum the house for me every day..........but it's a small place anyhow and doesn't take long. I got some white knee highs to wear around the house so that I can stop mistaking the various moles and freckles on my legs for fleas - not to mention delaying any biting that might happen. Hope you enjoy the reading material below.
The adult male flea is the sexual marvel of the animal kingdom and possesses the most complicated genital armature (sexual organs) of any known animal.
Fleas are highly specialised bloodsucking parasites belonging to the order of insects called Siphonaptera, which means 'wingless siphon'. They have a formidable reputation of claiming more victims than all the wars ever fought, as a result of the 'bubonic' (Black Death) plague they spread throughout the world in the 14th century causing the deaths of over 200million people. Now, these insects are better known for their irritation and pest status worldwide.
On average, a flea's lifespan is two to three months. However,pre-emerged fleas (not living on a pet) can survive undisturbed andwithout a blood meal for more than 100 days. Adult fleas are very small insects (up to 1/8 inch), so it is difficult to see a number of the characteristics used to describe them. These reddish brown to black, wingless insects are compressed from side to side so that they look like they are walking 'on edge.' They have piercing-sucking mouthparts through which they obtain blood meals from their hosts. Flea larvae are tiny (up to 3/16 inch long), hairy, and wormlike with a distinct, brownish head, but no eyes or legs. Fleas are excellent jumpers, leaping vertically up toseven inches and horizontally thirteen inches. (An equivalent hop fora human would be 250 feet vertically and 450 feet horizontally.)
The biggest flea in the world is the North American Hystrichopsylla schefferi which is about 12mm long.
The largest flea in the world, Hystricopsyllaschefferi, is only known from collections made from mountainbeaver and their burrows, and grows to 9 mm (over 1/3 inch) in length!The coevolution of these two organisms has never been investigated but,given the ancient lineage of mountain beaver, may provide someinteresting insights to both.